It’s time for a post-holiday WhatTheContest that will make you appreciate the lump of coal you got in your stocking. We’re calling this one “Many Unhappy Returns” and it’s courtesy of Brad Boyer at PodCulture and The Geek Spin. Keep reading to find out how to enter.

Brad takes some offense to our bashing of TV’s latest EPIC FAIL … Knight Rider. To assure us that we could be watching something much worse, he sent us something much worse.

Yes, Robo Vampire, a camp classic … assuming you like camping in places where axe murders come out of the night to kill all the cheerleaders and football jocks. And a copy on DVD can be yours by entering our “Many Unhappy Returns” contest, full of gifts you can’t take back because we’re not including the receipt!

E-mail your name & postal address (US & Canada only) to contest@whatthecast.com. One entry per person, enter by January 3, 2009, winner announced on a future episode of WhatTheCast. Runners up will get a selection of stuff we found while cleaning out my office (which may be a better prize than this turkey of a sci-fi action film).